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| Tom Daley: | Hi I'm Tom Daley. |
| Tom Daley: | I'm 18. |
| Tom Daley: | I'm hot as fuck. |
| Tom Daley: | I dive professionally. |
| Tom Daley: | I'm competing in the 2012 Summer Olympic Games |
| Tom Daley: | I'm British, so I have a cute accent. |
| Tom Daley: | I have other hot, British friends. |
| Tom Daley: | I have perfect teeth, beautiful eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. |
| Tom Daley: | I hip thrusted to "Sexy and I Know It" |
| Tom Daley: | I have an amazing personality. |
| Tom Daley: | I'm really really really good at maths. |
| Tom Daley: | I have an amazing body. |
| Tom Daley: | And, surprise, I'm even friends with your favorite band, One Direction. |
